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Welcome to FreeProphets, the premier destination for prophetic advice and swag. Our free services are provided at no cost, because we believe the future is free.
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Our free swag includes:
- T-shirts with our slogan: "I'm not saying the future, I'm just predicting it"
- Free mugs with our prophetic logo: "Prophet in Training"
- Exclusive access to our FreeSwag newsletter: "Prophetic Predictions and FreeStuff"
- Free tote bags with our motto: "The future is bright, and so are our bags"